Cue The B-Movie, working title Rheumatoid Arthritis

Cue the dramatic music!  DUN-DUN-DUHNNNN!!!  Patients with autoimmune arthritis are living a drama straight out of a B-movie. Replete with villains, rivals for our attention, weapons, and passionate communication.  We live for those moments in the sunset.  The days we feel strong, and well.  We have those cliffhanger moments, but have to be the heroine of our own film, whispering…I can do this. I can do this.  Repeat until you’ve earned an Oscar.
Arthritis treatment is seldom singular, 
most often we’re prescribed The Big Combo.
Chemotherapy drugs & injecting ourselves is a chance we take.  
A chance at a better life.
(spoken rapid-fire, on a shadowy street corner)
We stab, poke, wrap, immobilize….
because this villain we fight is not of this Earth!
“It was a cool day and very clear.  You could see a long way — 
but not as far as Velma had gone.”
– Raymond Chandler, Farewell, My Lovely
 
A strong dame, Velma nipped the pain with a snap of her compact.